"ORDER IN THE COURTROOM!! " Yelled the judge lazily, who was lying transverse to the subordinate guilty suspect. "I have a submission to put forward, I propose that we all submerge under this flooded subway and see how transparent the flood water is. Subsequently we should then carry on with our case.
The people of the courtroom protested and said that to do such a thing would transgress the law. The judge looked apalled and was submissive towards the people of the courtroom. Without a word, she sat in her rightfull place, her chair with a look of defeat on her face.
Several minutes later, a member of the dury announced to the judge " I would like to carry out a transaction, I want to take over your place as judge for this case".
The judge replied. "I suppose that transpose is possible as I have been in a foul mood and can't be bothered sorting out this case. This mood has been upon me ever since my drycleaned laundry came back far too transparent..!"
"Now that we have a substitute for our new judge can we get on with it?!" Asked the subversive body guard in the corner angrily. He was in a hurry as he had a confidential meeting with his client, the pair were planning to overthrow a government institution.
The new judge cleared his throught and clearly said, "We will begin this case momentarily, please excuse me as I transfuse this water into a clean glass." Looking at the present glass in disgust. The remainder of the jury watched patiently as he poured the ex judges water into a shiny new glass. He then continued with the case.
"Today at 1.17pm we will be debating the subject of wether or not the Mr Frenchfry employee 'Frederick Gildiroy Samuels' intentionally transmitted his severe case of measles to their number one customer.
The guilty suspect looked as if he would subdivide into a million peices as he continuosly yelled, "I didn't do it! No! No! It was not my fault!" His yelling being in screechy Chinese, caused the man across the room to translate for the judge. The suspect had transmigrated from China and everyone winced at the sound of his screechy voice which continued to echo throughout the courtroom.
The new judge loudly did a bad imitation of "Order in The Courtroom" and the suspect transitory settled down but then began schreeching once again after he took one look at the body guard in the corner.
Meanwhile, the ex judge had fallen asleep in the corner transiently and was dreaming of transfiguring into a giant marshmellow. She awoke abruptly when the suspect did a particular ear peircing screech. She had just realised what was going on in her courtroom. Shocked, she stood up, yelled for the substitute judge to get out of her chair and was once more, in control of the courtroom.
Without even hearing the suspects side of the story, the newly recovered judge sent him to jail and the case was closed.
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