Random Poems !! =D

ONE FINE DAY...
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
-Author Unknown

CHELSEA HAD SOME CHOCOLATE MILK...
Chelsea had some chocolate milkbut spilled it on her shirt.
Jackson got his jacket rippedwhile rolling in the dirt.

Emily and Isabellamust have had a fight.
Alexander looks as ifhe stayed awake all night.

Abigail is absent,as are Ryan, Ross, and Ruth.
Max is in pajamas,and Mackenzie lost a tooth.

Brandon broke his glasses.
Sarah’s sweater doesn’t fit.
Jacob has a bloody nose,
and Zoe has a zit.

We should all be crabby,
but we’re smiling anyway.
Our mums and dads are gonna scream—today is picture day!
-Kenn Nesbitt